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Typical Chris Martin Interviews
| Interviewer: | Here's Chris Martin. |
| Chris: | That's the best intro ever. |
| Interviewer: | How's the album doing? |
| Chris: | How are you doing? |
| Interviewer: | Are you proud of what you've done? |
| Chris: | Good question. |
| Interviewer: | Your wife— |
| Chris: | Next question. |
| Interviewer: | Anything happening for the future? |
| Chris: | Something huge. |
| Interviewer: | Could you tell us— |
| Chris: | No. |
| Interviewer: | Your band— |
| Chris: | We suck. |
| Interviewer: | Thanks for comi— |
| Chris: | Bye. |
Harry Potter and the Chinese Bootleg Subtitles
OH MY GOD IM SCREAMING
i squealed. i legit squealed.
(via n-r-o-b)
“Let me tell you something. You will spend your lives trying to figure out how to keep others down because it makes you feel more important. Why her? All of you people, there is a big world out there - bigger than prom, bigger than high school. And it won’t matter if you were the prom queen, or the quarterback of the football team, or the biggest nerd in school. Find out who you are, and try not to be afraid of it.” - Never Been KissedTHIS MOVIE.
oh my god i have this on vhs i cry every time.
(Source: monica-geller)
“This election will be as easy as sucking the life out of a baby.”
I burst out laughing, and it takes a lot for me to do that
(via ihateteganandsara)
New Year’s Day by U2 is just the bomb-diggity and always will be.
